1st January 2011 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 1 Comment

I’m such a badass at discipline

You should probably know by now that I missed out on the disciplinarian gene when they were giving it out at parent school. The rest of that feeding, diapering stuff, I can manage just fine but it’s becoming apparent that I’m not very much good at making them do what I say. And kids are » Read More

21st December 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 1 Comment

Excuse My French

There was a time when I was whining about how I got nobody to talk to all day because I’m stuck with 2 babies who communicate in a series of high-pitched shrieks in various frequencies. Then when I finally managed to crack the baby code to figure out about 80% of what they were saying, » Read More

8th November 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 1 Comment

How about you pick on someone your own size?

Tru had his first encounter with a bully a couple of days ago. He was at a playgroup with a bunch of other kids his age, running around and doing his kid thing while I was busy fiddling with my iPhone. I heard him crying so I ran over just in time to see him » Read More

22nd September 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 2 Comments

Flower Power

One time we brought Tru to the beach and we came across some flowers growing under a tree so I started getting all excited like “Tru, look, there are flowers!“. I should probably preface this by saying that this little sensitive guy of mine loves flowers. A lot. The very first word he said clearly » Read More

3rd September 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - No Comments

I should stop being so weird.

Quirks, we all have them. A peculiarity of behavior that we can’t explain or understand, really. Some are cute, others weirdishly charming and some downright bizarre. Most of mine were acquired during childhood and they have been honed to perfection these 20-some years. I can control them if I need to (like when I’m trying » Read More

28th August 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - No Comments

The adventures of Captain Poopypants

So I’m a little behind on the toilet training. Which is to say that both kids are still safely clad in their nappies all day and all night. Its not for a lack of trying either, especially since I’m not exactly a huge fan of the diaper-poop-cleaning business. I’d much prefer to have them to do » Read More

17th August 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 2 Comments

Top 5 Asian Parenting Faux Pas

First of all, who am I to dictate parenting norms? The answer would be nobody, but I’m still going to dish out unsolicited parenting advice anyway because that always makes me feel much better about my Mondays and also, I am that kind of douchebag. Read on, I think you’ll feel better too. Unless you » Read More

10th August 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 1 Comment

The freakonomics of parenting

Every time I read a new parenting theory, I try to take it with a pinch of salt, mostly because the next time I come back to the same bookshelf, there’s a new authority with a new revolutionary breakthrough discovery in parenting. The obsessive parents are up-to-date with the all latest parenting fads, citing studies on » Read More

30th July 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 1 Comment

Yes Darling, you’re the apple of my eye too

Here’s a thought. Are parents allowed to have favorites? The politically correct answer is probably no because every kid is special and favoritism is BAD. But really, do parents have a secret preference that nobody else knows about? I used to look at parents with multiple kids and one of them is often way cuter, funnier » Read More

20th July 2010 , Posted by Daphne Ling - 2 Comments

My Life in Numbers

You probably know by now that I’m not a big fan of numbers, especially when you string a lot of them together at one time. Anything past 100 and my head starts to hurt. I say, give me words and pictures any day. Tru loves to count though, so I’m hoping he’ll turn out to be » Read More

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